The stories are legendary… forced mistakes in choosing tattoos, heightened emotions, weakened relationships or drug addiction. But ultimately, you are solely responsible for your own ink.
Here’s a bunch of outstanding people with tattoos that everyone is taking pictures of… just for the wrong reasons.
Starlight, not too bright
The undisputed top of the list of bad ideas goes to this winner, whose drunken night ended with a fantastically poorly made night sky scattered across a cup. The color of his face clearly proves that he will be taken on the phone before the end of the morning: if in doubt, try it first with a Sharpie.
On the bright side, at least for the people around him, the stars are visible every night. I wonder if there are hidden constellations? probably not, that would require too much thought.
When Millennials Take It Too Far
Here we have a millennial who decided to tattoo her love of avocados for life. Apparently, just posting pictures of avocado toast on Instagram or telling everyone how much they love guacamole isn’t enough. No, they have to tattoo it, and not anywhere, but on the arm.
This tattoo is a real home run. I hope whoever got this gets free guacamole for life at Chipotle after this bold move. I didn’t know this was possible, but this person may have made avocados unappetizing. Thanks buddy.
Did I receive my order?
There’s a fine line between loving something and being completely and utterly delusional. For now, it looks like Norway’s Stian Ytterdahl is the last one. Yes, that’s a tattoo of his McDonald’s receipt, which doesn’t sound like a terrible order if I knew Norwegian.
That being said, there are few foods in life that someone should have tattooed in such a prominent place on their body. If that’s not dedication, I don’t know what is. Get yourself a Big mac St, you earned it, but don’t tattoo that receipt.
Marilyn, what happened?
We can’t be quite sure who it is. It seems like it started with Marilyn, but then something went terribly, terribly wrong. Maybe some anti-itch cream? He looks like a decaying corpse left in the sun. Was that the intention? I hope not.
Either way, it takes a certain kind of person to have Marilyn Monroe tattooed on them for life, and something tells me this isn’t their only ugly tattoo. More than likely, they don’t even know who Marilyn Monroe is, other than “she’s hot.”
Aaron Carter’s massive Medusa tattoo
Aaron Carter has apparently been down for a while, including dealing with addiction issues and a very public feud with brother Nick. In September 2019, he debuted a massive tattoo on his face. The 31-year-old singer shared a photo of a large face tattoo on social media. He captioned it: “I’M THE GREATEST AGE IN MUSIC RIGHT NOW. I CAN’T BE DENIED.”
Turns out the tattoo might be even bigger than he wanted. Her inker RockRollG told TMZ that Carter wanted even more tattoos on her face. He wanted to continue and I had to stop him. I couldn’t cover his whole face with a tattoo. I just couldn’t,” he said.
A two-headed monster
I’ll take a picture in the dark and say it’s a baby face tattoo. At least I hope so. I wonder what was going through this guy’s mind when he had the bright idea to have this creature looking like a child with black eyes on his face. Probably nothing, but it can’t be unusual for this person.
Also, it’s a nice touch to the tattoo that it partially crosses his earlobe for no real reason other than to make it look even more silly than it already is. Congratulations on the baby, good luck for life.
Oh man, where do we even begin? Band or tattoo? There is nothing wrong with having a favorite band, not even obsessing over your favorite band. However, there is something wrong with having your favorite band tattooed on your back that looks like it was drawn by an 8th grader.
If the tattoo didn’t have the Green Day lyrics in the suspicious signpost location, who knows what the tattoo was about. I hope it looked better on paper and that it was a huge mess, because if not, there are no words for this man or his love for Green Day. AD
Do you think he represents Team Meek Mill or Team Drake? It’s a stylish way to support your favorite hip-hop artist. Drake probably came across this himself on the Internet, and his response was probably something like, “Oh dear, no. Well, what were you thinking?”
A similar reaction to anyone whose day was ruined by stumbling upon this definition of error. There is only one thing that can make it worse if a tattoo that seems to be in good shape becomes infected. Maybe Drake will pay to have it removed so he doesn’t have to live with the guilt of doing this to himself.
Too much ink for elementary school
This is Sylvain Helaine. He is covered in tattoos and also had the whites of his eyes surgically removed. And before the parent complained about the unique ink, she was a kindergarten teacher in France.
Helaine says tattooing is her passion and once people get to know her, they won’t be intimidated by her. “It’s only when people see me from afar that they can assume the worst.”